I just found ten dollars in my wallet that I didn't know I had. Jesus wants me to have Vietnamese food with Laura instead of going to the gym.
Me: But Jesus, I had planned on working out my killer calf muscles this afternoon!
Jesus: Bam! Here's a crisp ten dollar bill.Go stuff yourself with rice noodles.
Who am I to refuse the almighty?
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